The other day I was driving my car when a very funny thought came into my head and I thought “I so have to tweet this.” So I pulled over and then all of a sudden a beautiful woman, out of nowhere, came up to my car window, showed me her tits and said “Can I offer you a spectacular blowjob?”
Please follow this link to read my essay “This Doesn’t Happen Every Day” on The Impersonals.

The other day I was driving my car when a very funny thought came into my head and I thought “I so have to tweet this.” So I pulled over and then all of a sudden a beautiful woman, out of nowhere, came up to my car window, showed me her tits and said “Can I offer you a spectacular blowjob?”

Please follow this link to read my essay “This Doesn’t Happen Every Day” on The Impersonals.