July 5, 2012
Heat And Arthritis In South Beach, a short story by bdgarp This is a very short story. Actually it’s more like a chapter. It takes place in a car. My story was published on The Impersonals today.

Heat And Arthritis In South Beach, a short story by bdgarp

This is a very short story. Actually it’s more like a chapter.

It takes place in a car.

My story was published on The Impersonals today.

7:27pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zo5wNyOmsE5J
(Notes: 18)
  
Filed under: Prose TheImpersonals 
June 14, 2012
“One of my friends always complains to me about her marriage and asks me for advice, which is ironic since I’m single. That’s like asking a happy person how to cope with misery.” Today’s Essay for The Impersonals is called The Grass is Always Greener Under Carlos the Pool Boy.

“One of my friends always complains to me about her marriage and asks me for advice, which is ironic since I’m single. That’s like asking a happy person how to cope with misery.”

Today’s Essay for The Impersonals is called The Grass is Always Greener Under Carlos the Pool Boy.

4:09pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zo5wNyNOcJKq
(Notes: 20)
  
Filed under: Marriage Sex TheImpersonals 
June 7, 2012
The other day I was driving my car when a very funny thought came into my head and I thought “I so have to tweet this.” So I pulled over and then all of a sudden a beautiful woman, out of nowhere, came up to my car window, showed me her tits and said “Can I offer you a spectacular blowjob?” Please follow this link to read my essay “This Doesn’t Happen Every Day” on The Impersonals.

The other day I was driving my car when a very funny thought came into my head and I thought “I so have to tweet this.” So I pulled over and then all of a sudden a beautiful woman, out of nowhere, came up to my car window, showed me her tits and said “Can I offer you a spectacular blowjob?”

Please follow this link to read my essay “This Doesn’t Happen Every Day” on The Impersonals.

3:23pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zo5wNyMxljUk
(Notes: 19)
  
Filed under: theimpersonals essay blowjobs 
May 30, 2012
“Just Ask BDGarp” Today I answer questions on dating at The Impersonals.

“Just Ask BDGarp”

Today I answer questions on dating at The Impersonals.

6:38pm  |   URL: http://tmblr.co/Zo5wNyMRpPkj
(Notes: 17)
  
Filed under: theimpersonals advice L.A. column 
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